高中的時候很多人都有在補習班作聯考衝刺,有一個人他英文很爛很爛,一次模擬考的英文作文題目是"A Dog",結果那個人就這樣寫:
One day I see a dog .........................................(有一天我看到一隻狗)
I said"Hi!" ........................................................(我說"嗨~~")
Dog said"Hi!"...................................................(狗也說"嗨~~")
I said"Can you speak Chinese ?" .......................(我說你會說中文嗎?)
Dog said"Yes!" ................................................(狗說"是的")
I said"So, let's speak Chinese!" (我說"一起說中文吧")
Dog said"O.K." (狗說"沒問題")
I said"你最近都在作什麼ㄚ?"
Dog said"我這兩天才剛剛從主人那裡走失..."